thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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