Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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