Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
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You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
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Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
We need to feng shui this bitch.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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