No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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