So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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