I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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