Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.