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(765): View more from Indiana

That was a long time ago. She needed the money.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am

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(312): View more from Illinois

Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.

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(216): View more from Ohio

I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out

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seek help.

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(407): View more from Florida

At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!

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(310): View more from California

it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Drinking in an igloo changes everything.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Text me some of your sweat

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