Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
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I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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