when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
