id be glad to
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
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worst night to have a conscience
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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