dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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