So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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