from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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