It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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