Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
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IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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