Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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