Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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