I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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