All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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