try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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