Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
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Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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