this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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