I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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