U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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