nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
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Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
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I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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