i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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