am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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