why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
