Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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