You really coming over, don't trick.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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