Nicole vs. Life
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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