Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Hippo gnu deer
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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