Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
MIDGETS
????
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
