marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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