Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
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My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
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I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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