i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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