Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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