so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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