it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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