It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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