Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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