just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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