So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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