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(516): View more from New York

Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Is it because I queefed?

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(206): View more from Washington

This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again

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(802): View more from Vermont

All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.

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(641): View more from Iowa

FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.

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(757): View more from Virginia

She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up

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(870): View more from Arkansas

RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!

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