I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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