It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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