The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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