I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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