So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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