I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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