It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
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I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
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they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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