Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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