On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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