yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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