Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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