Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
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you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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